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[21:04] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): today, Bear [Grylls] is eating a giant bug
[21:04] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/profile)cristalia (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/): A lobster or one of those icky bugs?
[21:04] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): "Like a big prawn that's been sitting around for weeks."
[21:04] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://clarentine.livejournal.com/profile)clarentine (http://clarentine.livejournal.com/): ew
[21:04] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/profile)cristalia (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/): ew.
[21:04] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): um, like a palmetto bug or something
[21:05] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://clarentine.livejournal.com/profile)clarentine (http://clarentine.livejournal.com/): I'll eat a lot of things, but stuff that looks like bugs are right out.
[21:05] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/profile)cristalia (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/): Unless it's a lobster inside.
[21:05] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/profile)cristalia (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/): Lobsters can look like whatever they want, I'll eat them.
[21:05] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): yes
[21:05] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): crabs too
[21:06] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/profile)cristalia (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/): Also shrimp.
[21:06] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): "It's an endless twisting maze of paths shooting off at different angles!"
[21:06] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): (You are in a maze of twisty passages)
[21:06] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): (all alike)
[21:06] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/profile)cristalia (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/): (all alike)
[21:06] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): LOL
[21:06] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/profile)cristalia (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/): heee
[21:06] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): (You have been eaten by a Bear.)
[21:07] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/profile)cristalia (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/): (You are inside Bear's stomach.)
[21:07] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/profile)cristalia (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/): (You see: a camel hump, a bug.)
[21:07] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): (a headless frog)
[21:07] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/profile)cristalia (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/): (There is a faint smell of bile.)
[21:07] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/profile)cristalia (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/): (Exits are: up.)
[21:07] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): (down)
[21:07] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/profile)cristalia (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/): LOL

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