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11-17-2007, 07:12 AM
[21:15] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): Bear is puking raw goat testicle.
[21:15] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/profile)cristalia (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/): ...
[21:15] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): It's a banner Man vs. Wild
[21:15] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): *g*
[21:15] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/profile)cristalia (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/): Why would one wish to do this?
[21:15] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): Um.
[21:15] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): The berber gave him one to eat
[21:15] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): and it didn't stay down
[21:15] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://beatriceeagle.livejournal.com/profile)beatriceeagle (http://beatriceeagle.livejournal.com/): Oh. Not you Bear.
[21:15] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/profile)cristalia (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/): Is the berber now laughing?
[21:16] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): we would guess
[21:16] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): Mohammed seems to like Bear.
[21:16] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): (Bear Grylls, Bea.)
[21:16] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): (He's a guy who does a survival show.)
[21:16] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://beatriceeagle.livejournal.com/profile)beatriceeagle (http://beatriceeagle.livejournal.com/): Yes, I got that.
[21:16] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://beatriceeagle.livejournal.com/profile)beatriceeagle (http://beatriceeagle.livejournal.com/): It was very confusing for the first line, though.
[21:16] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): ee yes
[21:16] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/profile)cristalia (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/): It's amusing that we are now at the point that...having named Bear Bear to differentiate from all the Sarahs, we now need to differentiate between our Bears.
[21:17] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/profile)cristalia (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/): the system broke down somewhere here. :-P
[21:17] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://katallen.livejournal.com/profile)katallen (http://katallen.livejournal.com/): ah yes, feed the stranger the ickiest thing you can think of time
[21:17] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/profile)cristalia (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/): Natto!
[21:17] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/profile)cristalia (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/): That's the ickiest thing ever.
[21:17] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): LOL
[21:17] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://katallen.livejournal.com/profile)katallen (http://katallen.livejournal.com/): ::fears::
[21:18] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): Natto is FUCKING GROSS
[21:18] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): grosser than somebody else's fingers
[21:18] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/profile)cristalia (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/): Yes.
[21:18] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/profile)cristalia (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/): I would eat fingers before natto.
[21:18] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://beatriceeagle.livejournal.com/profile)beatriceeagle (http://beatriceeagle.livejournal.com/): Is that now the standard measure of grossness?
[21:18] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): I would eat silkworm larvae before natto
[21:18] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): Yeah, it's pretty handy
[21:18] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): *g*
[21:19] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): I would eat lutefisk before natto
[21:19] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/profile)cristalia (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/): I have never had lutefisk.
[21:19] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/profile)cristalia (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/): But I have Heard Stories.
[21:19] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://beatriceeagle.livejournal.com/profile)beatriceeagle (http://beatriceeagle.livejournal.com/): I am now googling lutefisk.
[21:19] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): *swedish*
[21:19] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): Hi.
[21:19] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/profile)cristalia (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/): hee.
[21:20] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://beatriceeagle.livejournal.com/profile)beatriceeagle (http://beatriceeagle.livejournal.com/): XD
[21:20] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://beatriceeagle.livejournal.com/profile)beatriceeagle (http://beatriceeagle.livejournal.com/): That looks...unappetizing.
[21:20] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): the family joke is
[21:20] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/profile)cristalia (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/): I'd say I'd eat that smoked fish with the eyeballs in that staaaaares at you while you eat it before natto, but I actually like that fish. *g*
[21:20] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): that we started doing it because the vikings wouldn't steal it.
[21:20] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): My grandfather, who was an immigrant, wouldn' touch the stuff.
[21:21] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): Now he's barfing raw camel fat.
[21:21] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://beatriceeagle.livejournal.com/profile)beatriceeagle (http://beatriceeagle.livejournal.com/): Oh. Not your grandfather.
[21:21] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): no, Bear
[21:21] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://beatriceeagle.livejournal.com/profile)beatriceeagle (http://beatriceeagle.livejournal.com/): Why do I keep misreading these things?
[21:21] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): usually he can choke down ANYTHING
[21:21] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://beatriceeagle.livejournal.com/profile)beatriceeagle (http://beatriceeagle.livejournal.com/): Misinterpreting.
[21:21] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): this is impressive
[21:22] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): okay, this is effing gross even by Bear standards.
[21:22] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/profile)cristalia (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/): I would eat camel fat before natto.
[21:23] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): he's now drinking the fluid from the dead camel's rumen
[21:23] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): you know, this may be why CM doesn't normally squick me
[21:23] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://katallen.livejournal.com/profile)katallen (http://katallen.livejournal.com/): no camel fat?
[21:24] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): Because I am watching Bear Grylls disembowel a camel.
[21:24] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): with his hands
[21:24] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): and consume its bodily fluids...
[21:24] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): BEAR YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT.
[21:24] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/profile)cristalia (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/): ...what did he not just say?
[21:25] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): he's turning the camel cadaver over to skin it.
[21:25] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): "I never got my leg over a camel before."
[21:25] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): I bet they cut that line when it airs on UK tv
[21:26] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/profile)cristalia (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/): ...
[21:26] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/profile)cristalia (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/): oh that's bad.
[21:26] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): ...
[21:26] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): I love this show.
[21:27] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): It's so effing wrong
[21:27] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): "Camel meat is low in cholesterol."
[21:27] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://beatriceeagle.livejournal.com/profile)beatriceeagle (http://beatriceeagle.livejournal.com/): *blinks*
[21:28] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://beatriceeagle.livejournal.com/profile)beatriceeagle (http://beatriceeagle.livejournal.com/): I don't think I want to watch this show.
[21:28] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): It's awesome
[21:28] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): in its hideousness
[21:28] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): "I'm sleeping on a dead camel's neck."
[21:28] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/profile)cristalia (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/): *fine by me)
[21:28] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): "I'll never get this one past the wife."
[21:28] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/profile)cristalia (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/): where * = (
[21:28] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): hee
[21:29] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://beatriceeagle.livejournal.com/profile)beatriceeagle (http://beatriceeagle.livejournal.com/): Heh.
[21:29] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://beatriceeagle.livejournal.com/profile)beatriceeagle (http://beatriceeagle.livejournal.com/): Also fine with me.
[21:29] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://beatriceeagle.livejournal.com/profile)beatriceeagle (http://beatriceeagle.livejournal.com/): Although I don't know what's wrong with me tonight. I had to stare at that sentence for thirty seconds before I got it, Leah.
[21:29] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://beatriceeagle.livejournal.com/profile)beatriceeagle (http://beatriceeagle.livejournal.com/): I kept seeing it as a smilie.
[21:30] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/profile)cristalia (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/): yes, it looks like a puzzled frown. *g*
[21:30] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): ehe
[21:30] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): one-eyed frown
[21:30] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://beatriceeagle.livejournal.com/profile)beatriceeagle (http://beatriceeagle.livejournal.com/): The Internet age has finally destroyed my mind.
[21:30] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/profile)cristalia (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/): it is the semiotic discontent of my inability to type.
[21:30] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): also, brits have better slang than we do.
[21:30] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): "Got a leg over" is FTW.
[21:30] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): And I always forget it.
[21:30] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://beatriceeagle.livejournal.com/profile)beatriceeagle (http://beatriceeagle.livejournal.com/): Well, that was never in question.
[21:48] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): Bear just bit the HEAD OFF A LIVE FROG.
[21:49] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): At least it was over fast for the frog.
[21:49] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): 0.0
[21:49] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://katallen.livejournal.com/profile)katallen (http://katallen.livejournal.com/): I wonder if I can take a contract out on this man
[21:50] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): Well, I eat meat that probably suffers more than that frog did.
[21:50] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://beatriceeagle.livejournal.com/profile)beatriceeagle (http://beatriceeagle.livejournal.com/): But...
[21:50] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): So really, I can't be too much of a hypocrite about it
[21:50] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): but still, live frog
[21:50] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://beatriceeagle.livejournal.com/profile)beatriceeagle (http://beatriceeagle.livejournal.com/): But it's a frog. Why would you eat a frog?
[21:50] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://katallen.livejournal.com/profile)katallen (http://katallen.livejournal.com/): true, but he's randomly picking up animals and biting them
[21:50] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): Because you are out in the desert and have nothing else to eat.
[21:51] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://beatriceeagle.livejournal.com/profile)beatriceeagle (http://beatriceeagle.livejournal.com/): Not only would they almost certainly taste bad, they're cute.
[21:51] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): Essentially, the premise of the show is they strand him somewhere without food or water
[21:51] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://beatriceeagle.livejournal.com/profile)beatriceeagle (http://beatriceeagle.livejournal.com/): Okay, yes, that's a point.
[21:51] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): and some jerk with a camera follows him around and films him while he suffers
[21:51] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/profile)cristalia (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/): And he bites things until he gets out?
[21:51] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): *g*
[21:51] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): pretty much
[21:51] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://tanaise.livejournal.com/profile)tanaise (http://tanaise.livejournal.com/): Personally, I'd bite the camera man first.
[21:51] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/profile)cristalia (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/): I wonder if the local wildlife go "oh noes! Bear is coming!" ahead of time, sound the siren, and fleeeee
[21:51] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://katallen.livejournal.com/profile)katallen (http://katallen.livejournal.com/): ::isn't sure that people who get stranded somewhere without food and water shouldn't have to take their chances... like the frog::
[21:52] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://tanaise.livejournal.com/profile)tanaise (http://tanaise.livejournal.com/): hello, cannibalism: perfectly acceptable in a stranded situation.
[21:52] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://katallen.livejournal.com/profile)katallen (http://katallen.livejournal.com/): and tastier
[21:52] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/profile)cristalia (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/): *keeps fingers away from Kat*
[21:52] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): mm
[21:53] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://tanaise.livejournal.com/profile)tanaise (http://tanaise.livejournal.com/): sure, it's harder to kill a cameraman than a frog
[21:53] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://beatriceeagle.livejournal.com/profile)beatriceeagle (http://beatriceeagle.livejournal.com/): But there would be more meat on him/her.
[21:53] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://tanaise.livejournal.com/profile)tanaise (http://tanaise.livejournal.com/): but surely you can lure him into some sort of situation, and then, yeah, much less work over time.
[21:53] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://beatriceeagle.livejournal.com/profile)beatriceeagle (http://beatriceeagle.livejournal.com/): Though there are probably more frogs in the desert than cameramen.
[21:53] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/profile)cristalia (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/): Is 180 pounds of cameraman or frog more stain on your soul?
[21:53] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): also, the meat would rot
[21:53] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://beatriceeagle.livejournal.com/profile)beatriceeagle (http://beatriceeagle.livejournal.com/): And meat's got to spoil quickly.
[21:53] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/profile)cristalia (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/): with the cameraman it's one kill.
[21:53] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): bea
[21:53] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): brain
[21:53] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): mine
[21:53] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): no footprints
[21:53] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://tanaise.livejournal.com/profile)tanaise (http://tanaise.livejournal.com/): you could dry the meat.
[21:54] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://beatriceeagle.livejournal.com/profile)beatriceeagle (http://beatriceeagle.livejournal.com/): I say it's mine right now, Bear.
[21:54] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): mmmm
[21:54] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://tanaise.livejournal.com/profile)tanaise (http://tanaise.livejournal.com/): cameraman jerky!
[21:54] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): older
[21:54] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): had it first
[21:54] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://beatriceeagle.livejournal.com/profile)beatriceeagle (http://beatriceeagle.livejournal.com/): Yeah, but you were using it the other day.
[21:54] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): Besides, I'm trying to write this article
[21:54] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://beatriceeagle.livejournal.com/profile)beatriceeagle (http://beatriceeagle.livejournal.com/): How would you dry meat in the desert?
[21:54] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://beatriceeagle.livejournal.com/profile)beatriceeagle (http://beatriceeagle.livejournal.com/): Okay, fine, take the brain.
[21:54] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): slice it thin and drape it over a rock
[21:54] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/profile)cristalia (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/): mmm sliced brain.
[21:55] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://tanaise.livejournal.com/profile)tanaise (http://tanaise.livejournal.com/): it's not like it's hard to dry meat in a desert setting.
[21:55] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://beatriceeagle.livejournal.com/profile)beatriceeagle (http://beatriceeagle.livejournal.com/): This is possibly true. But does he have a knife?
[21:55] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): He's now free-climbing a rock face, Kat
[21:55] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): you may get your wish
[21:55] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://tanaise.livejournal.com/profile)tanaise (http://tanaise.livejournal.com/): he can make one out of frog bones.
[21:55] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/profile)cristalia (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/): oh, and then when the cawing birds come down to investigate your sliced meat on rocks?
[21:55] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): yeah, he used it to skin his hump.
[21:55] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/profile)cristalia (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/): you bite their heads too.
[21:55] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): er, camel hump
[21:55] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/profile)cristalia (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/): it's like startup capital.
[21:55] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://beatriceeagle.livejournal.com/profile)beatriceeagle (http://beatriceeagle.livejournal.com/): Bear, stop saying things I can so easily misinterpret.
[21:55] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://tanaise.livejournal.com/profile)tanaise (http://tanaise.livejournal.com/): and then you can also make yourself a cape.
[21:56] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): ehe.
[21:56] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://beatriceeagle.livejournal.com/profile)beatriceeagle (http://beatriceeagle.livejournal.com/): Out of the bird or the cameraman?
[21:56] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): Two more years, and I'm no longer contributing to your delinquency....
[21:56] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/profile)cristalia (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/): then she will be a delinquent all by herself?
[21:56] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): yep
[21:57] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://beatriceeagle.livejournal.com/profile)beatriceeagle (http://beatriceeagle.livejournal.com/): Oh, I think I'm already doing that.
[21:57] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://tanaise.livejournal.com/profile)tanaise (http://tanaise.livejournal.com/): I am having apple crisp for dinner tonight.
[21:58] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://beatriceeagle.livejournal.com/profile)beatriceeagle (http://beatriceeagle.livejournal.com/): I can innuendo with the best.
[21:58] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://tanaise.livejournal.com/profile)tanaise (http://tanaise.livejournal.com/): though I don't think it's going to work as well as it should.
[21:58] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/profile)cristalia (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/): mmmmm
[21:58] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): mmm
[21:58] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): the cat is tasting me.
[21:59] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): I should not let her watch this show.
[21:59] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/profile)cristalia (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/): LOL
[21:59] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://beatriceeagle.livejournal.com/profile)beatriceeagle (http://beatriceeagle.livejournal.com/): "But monkey, I'm stranded. In this apartment."
[21:59] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/profile)cristalia (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/): there's a radiator, she can make jerky.
(Original Post) (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/1249671.html)
[21:15] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/profile)cristalia (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/): ...
[21:15] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): It's a banner Man vs. Wild
[21:15] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): *g*
[21:15] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/profile)cristalia (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/): Why would one wish to do this?
[21:15] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): Um.
[21:15] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): The berber gave him one to eat
[21:15] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): and it didn't stay down
[21:15] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://beatriceeagle.livejournal.com/profile)beatriceeagle (http://beatriceeagle.livejournal.com/): Oh. Not you Bear.
[21:15] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/profile)cristalia (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/): Is the berber now laughing?
[21:16] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): we would guess
[21:16] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): Mohammed seems to like Bear.
[21:16] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): (Bear Grylls, Bea.)
[21:16] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): (He's a guy who does a survival show.)
[21:16] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://beatriceeagle.livejournal.com/profile)beatriceeagle (http://beatriceeagle.livejournal.com/): Yes, I got that.
[21:16] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://beatriceeagle.livejournal.com/profile)beatriceeagle (http://beatriceeagle.livejournal.com/): It was very confusing for the first line, though.
[21:16] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): ee yes
[21:16] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/profile)cristalia (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/): It's amusing that we are now at the point that...having named Bear Bear to differentiate from all the Sarahs, we now need to differentiate between our Bears.
[21:17] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/profile)cristalia (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/): the system broke down somewhere here. :-P
[21:17] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://katallen.livejournal.com/profile)katallen (http://katallen.livejournal.com/): ah yes, feed the stranger the ickiest thing you can think of time
[21:17] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/profile)cristalia (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/): Natto!
[21:17] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/profile)cristalia (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/): That's the ickiest thing ever.
[21:17] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): LOL
[21:17] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://katallen.livejournal.com/profile)katallen (http://katallen.livejournal.com/): ::fears::
[21:18] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): Natto is FUCKING GROSS
[21:18] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): grosser than somebody else's fingers
[21:18] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/profile)cristalia (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/): Yes.
[21:18] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/profile)cristalia (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/): I would eat fingers before natto.
[21:18] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://beatriceeagle.livejournal.com/profile)beatriceeagle (http://beatriceeagle.livejournal.com/): Is that now the standard measure of grossness?
[21:18] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): I would eat silkworm larvae before natto
[21:18] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): Yeah, it's pretty handy
[21:18] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): *g*
[21:19] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): I would eat lutefisk before natto
[21:19] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/profile)cristalia (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/): I have never had lutefisk.
[21:19] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/profile)cristalia (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/): But I have Heard Stories.
[21:19] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://beatriceeagle.livejournal.com/profile)beatriceeagle (http://beatriceeagle.livejournal.com/): I am now googling lutefisk.
[21:19] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): *swedish*
[21:19] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): Hi.
[21:19] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/profile)cristalia (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/): hee.
[21:20] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://beatriceeagle.livejournal.com/profile)beatriceeagle (http://beatriceeagle.livejournal.com/): XD
[21:20] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://beatriceeagle.livejournal.com/profile)beatriceeagle (http://beatriceeagle.livejournal.com/): That looks...unappetizing.
[21:20] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): the family joke is
[21:20] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/profile)cristalia (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/): I'd say I'd eat that smoked fish with the eyeballs in that staaaaares at you while you eat it before natto, but I actually like that fish. *g*
[21:20] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): that we started doing it because the vikings wouldn't steal it.
[21:20] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): My grandfather, who was an immigrant, wouldn' touch the stuff.
[21:21] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): Now he's barfing raw camel fat.
[21:21] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://beatriceeagle.livejournal.com/profile)beatriceeagle (http://beatriceeagle.livejournal.com/): Oh. Not your grandfather.
[21:21] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): no, Bear
[21:21] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://beatriceeagle.livejournal.com/profile)beatriceeagle (http://beatriceeagle.livejournal.com/): Why do I keep misreading these things?
[21:21] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): usually he can choke down ANYTHING
[21:21] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://beatriceeagle.livejournal.com/profile)beatriceeagle (http://beatriceeagle.livejournal.com/): Misinterpreting.
[21:21] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): this is impressive
[21:22] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): okay, this is effing gross even by Bear standards.
[21:22] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/profile)cristalia (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/): I would eat camel fat before natto.
[21:23] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): he's now drinking the fluid from the dead camel's rumen
[21:23] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): you know, this may be why CM doesn't normally squick me
[21:23] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://katallen.livejournal.com/profile)katallen (http://katallen.livejournal.com/): no camel fat?
[21:24] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): Because I am watching Bear Grylls disembowel a camel.
[21:24] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): with his hands
[21:24] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): and consume its bodily fluids...
[21:24] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): BEAR YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT.
[21:24] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/profile)cristalia (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/): ...what did he not just say?
[21:25] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): he's turning the camel cadaver over to skin it.
[21:25] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): "I never got my leg over a camel before."
[21:25] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): I bet they cut that line when it airs on UK tv
[21:26] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/profile)cristalia (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/): ...
[21:26] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/profile)cristalia (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/): oh that's bad.
[21:26] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): ...
[21:26] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): I love this show.
[21:27] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): It's so effing wrong
[21:27] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): "Camel meat is low in cholesterol."
[21:27] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://beatriceeagle.livejournal.com/profile)beatriceeagle (http://beatriceeagle.livejournal.com/): *blinks*
[21:28] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://beatriceeagle.livejournal.com/profile)beatriceeagle (http://beatriceeagle.livejournal.com/): I don't think I want to watch this show.
[21:28] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): It's awesome
[21:28] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): in its hideousness
[21:28] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): "I'm sleeping on a dead camel's neck."
[21:28] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/profile)cristalia (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/): *fine by me)
[21:28] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): "I'll never get this one past the wife."
[21:28] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/profile)cristalia (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/): where * = (
[21:28] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): hee
[21:29] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://beatriceeagle.livejournal.com/profile)beatriceeagle (http://beatriceeagle.livejournal.com/): Heh.
[21:29] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://beatriceeagle.livejournal.com/profile)beatriceeagle (http://beatriceeagle.livejournal.com/): Also fine with me.
[21:29] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://beatriceeagle.livejournal.com/profile)beatriceeagle (http://beatriceeagle.livejournal.com/): Although I don't know what's wrong with me tonight. I had to stare at that sentence for thirty seconds before I got it, Leah.
[21:29] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://beatriceeagle.livejournal.com/profile)beatriceeagle (http://beatriceeagle.livejournal.com/): I kept seeing it as a smilie.
[21:30] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/profile)cristalia (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/): yes, it looks like a puzzled frown. *g*
[21:30] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): ehe
[21:30] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): one-eyed frown
[21:30] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://beatriceeagle.livejournal.com/profile)beatriceeagle (http://beatriceeagle.livejournal.com/): The Internet age has finally destroyed my mind.
[21:30] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/profile)cristalia (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/): it is the semiotic discontent of my inability to type.
[21:30] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): also, brits have better slang than we do.
[21:30] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): "Got a leg over" is FTW.
[21:30] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): And I always forget it.
[21:30] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://beatriceeagle.livejournal.com/profile)beatriceeagle (http://beatriceeagle.livejournal.com/): Well, that was never in question.
[21:48] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): Bear just bit the HEAD OFF A LIVE FROG.
[21:49] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): At least it was over fast for the frog.
[21:49] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): 0.0
[21:49] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://katallen.livejournal.com/profile)katallen (http://katallen.livejournal.com/): I wonder if I can take a contract out on this man
[21:50] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): Well, I eat meat that probably suffers more than that frog did.
[21:50] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://beatriceeagle.livejournal.com/profile)beatriceeagle (http://beatriceeagle.livejournal.com/): But...
[21:50] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): So really, I can't be too much of a hypocrite about it
[21:50] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): but still, live frog
[21:50] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://beatriceeagle.livejournal.com/profile)beatriceeagle (http://beatriceeagle.livejournal.com/): But it's a frog. Why would you eat a frog?
[21:50] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://katallen.livejournal.com/profile)katallen (http://katallen.livejournal.com/): true, but he's randomly picking up animals and biting them
[21:50] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): Because you are out in the desert and have nothing else to eat.
[21:51] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://beatriceeagle.livejournal.com/profile)beatriceeagle (http://beatriceeagle.livejournal.com/): Not only would they almost certainly taste bad, they're cute.
[21:51] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): Essentially, the premise of the show is they strand him somewhere without food or water
[21:51] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://beatriceeagle.livejournal.com/profile)beatriceeagle (http://beatriceeagle.livejournal.com/): Okay, yes, that's a point.
[21:51] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): and some jerk with a camera follows him around and films him while he suffers
[21:51] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/profile)cristalia (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/): And he bites things until he gets out?
[21:51] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): *g*
[21:51] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): pretty much
[21:51] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://tanaise.livejournal.com/profile)tanaise (http://tanaise.livejournal.com/): Personally, I'd bite the camera man first.
[21:51] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/profile)cristalia (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/): I wonder if the local wildlife go "oh noes! Bear is coming!" ahead of time, sound the siren, and fleeeee
[21:51] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://katallen.livejournal.com/profile)katallen (http://katallen.livejournal.com/): ::isn't sure that people who get stranded somewhere without food and water shouldn't have to take their chances... like the frog::
[21:52] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://tanaise.livejournal.com/profile)tanaise (http://tanaise.livejournal.com/): hello, cannibalism: perfectly acceptable in a stranded situation.
[21:52] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://katallen.livejournal.com/profile)katallen (http://katallen.livejournal.com/): and tastier
[21:52] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/profile)cristalia (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/): *keeps fingers away from Kat*
[21:52] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): mm
[21:53] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://tanaise.livejournal.com/profile)tanaise (http://tanaise.livejournal.com/): sure, it's harder to kill a cameraman than a frog
[21:53] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://beatriceeagle.livejournal.com/profile)beatriceeagle (http://beatriceeagle.livejournal.com/): But there would be more meat on him/her.
[21:53] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://tanaise.livejournal.com/profile)tanaise (http://tanaise.livejournal.com/): but surely you can lure him into some sort of situation, and then, yeah, much less work over time.
[21:53] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://beatriceeagle.livejournal.com/profile)beatriceeagle (http://beatriceeagle.livejournal.com/): Though there are probably more frogs in the desert than cameramen.
[21:53] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/profile)cristalia (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/): Is 180 pounds of cameraman or frog more stain on your soul?
[21:53] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): also, the meat would rot
[21:53] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://beatriceeagle.livejournal.com/profile)beatriceeagle (http://beatriceeagle.livejournal.com/): And meat's got to spoil quickly.
[21:53] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/profile)cristalia (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/): with the cameraman it's one kill.
[21:53] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): bea
[21:53] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): brain
[21:53] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): mine
[21:53] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): no footprints
[21:53] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://tanaise.livejournal.com/profile)tanaise (http://tanaise.livejournal.com/): you could dry the meat.
[21:54] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://beatriceeagle.livejournal.com/profile)beatriceeagle (http://beatriceeagle.livejournal.com/): I say it's mine right now, Bear.
[21:54] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): mmmm
[21:54] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://tanaise.livejournal.com/profile)tanaise (http://tanaise.livejournal.com/): cameraman jerky!
[21:54] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): older
[21:54] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): had it first
[21:54] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://beatriceeagle.livejournal.com/profile)beatriceeagle (http://beatriceeagle.livejournal.com/): Yeah, but you were using it the other day.
[21:54] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): Besides, I'm trying to write this article
[21:54] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://beatriceeagle.livejournal.com/profile)beatriceeagle (http://beatriceeagle.livejournal.com/): How would you dry meat in the desert?
[21:54] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://beatriceeagle.livejournal.com/profile)beatriceeagle (http://beatriceeagle.livejournal.com/): Okay, fine, take the brain.
[21:54] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): slice it thin and drape it over a rock
[21:54] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/profile)cristalia (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/): mmm sliced brain.
[21:55] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://tanaise.livejournal.com/profile)tanaise (http://tanaise.livejournal.com/): it's not like it's hard to dry meat in a desert setting.
[21:55] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://beatriceeagle.livejournal.com/profile)beatriceeagle (http://beatriceeagle.livejournal.com/): This is possibly true. But does he have a knife?
[21:55] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): He's now free-climbing a rock face, Kat
[21:55] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): you may get your wish
[21:55] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://tanaise.livejournal.com/profile)tanaise (http://tanaise.livejournal.com/): he can make one out of frog bones.
[21:55] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/profile)cristalia (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/): oh, and then when the cawing birds come down to investigate your sliced meat on rocks?
[21:55] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): yeah, he used it to skin his hump.
[21:55] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/profile)cristalia (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/): you bite their heads too.
[21:55] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): er, camel hump
[21:55] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/profile)cristalia (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/): it's like startup capital.
[21:55] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://beatriceeagle.livejournal.com/profile)beatriceeagle (http://beatriceeagle.livejournal.com/): Bear, stop saying things I can so easily misinterpret.
[21:55] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://tanaise.livejournal.com/profile)tanaise (http://tanaise.livejournal.com/): and then you can also make yourself a cape.
[21:56] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): ehe.
[21:56] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://beatriceeagle.livejournal.com/profile)beatriceeagle (http://beatriceeagle.livejournal.com/): Out of the bird or the cameraman?
[21:56] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): Two more years, and I'm no longer contributing to your delinquency....
[21:56] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/profile)cristalia (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/): then she will be a delinquent all by herself?
[21:56] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): yep
[21:57] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://beatriceeagle.livejournal.com/profile)beatriceeagle (http://beatriceeagle.livejournal.com/): Oh, I think I'm already doing that.
[21:57] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://tanaise.livejournal.com/profile)tanaise (http://tanaise.livejournal.com/): I am having apple crisp for dinner tonight.
[21:58] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://beatriceeagle.livejournal.com/profile)beatriceeagle (http://beatriceeagle.livejournal.com/): I can innuendo with the best.
[21:58] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://tanaise.livejournal.com/profile)tanaise (http://tanaise.livejournal.com/): though I don't think it's going to work as well as it should.
[21:58] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/profile)cristalia (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/): mmmmm
[21:58] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): mmm
[21:58] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): the cat is tasting me.
[21:59] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/profile)matociquala (http://matociquala.livejournal.com/): I should not let her watch this show.
[21:59] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/profile)cristalia (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/): LOL
[21:59] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://beatriceeagle.livejournal.com/profile)beatriceeagle (http://beatriceeagle.livejournal.com/): "But monkey, I'm stranded. In this apartment."
[21:59] http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/profile)cristalia (http://cristalia.livejournal.com/): there's a radiator, she can make jerky.
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