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  1. ride on, killing horses
  2. When he's not paying you, he's not paying you.
  3. "God, I hate profilers."
  4. too much boyfriend. not enough roller derby.
  5. peer outreach.
  6. Seriously awesome bloody art
  7. i could have lied. i'm such a fool.
  8. news from the trenches
  9. i never got my leg over a camel before
  10. pencils down
  11. i remember when rock was young
  12. i'm your huckleberry
  13. doo doo doo doo doo doo doo.
  14. got to get my feet back on the ground
  15. when the poor people sleeping all the stars come out at night
  16. i try to stay here but my blues go walking around
  17. soldiers, they don't confuse it for love girl
  18. when i grow up, i'm going to be the mississippi.
  19. Those who live by the phone, shall die by the phone.
  20. "get Yer Trousers On, Sonny Boy! You're Nicked!"
  21. mmm. pah.
  22. trans day of remembrance...
  23. she took a gun out of the drawer, said it's best that you don't know.
  24. sweet, sweet backstory.
  25. you never knew it. i didn't wish it.
  26. Why do the good girls always want the bad boys?
  27. I think I'm going to have to cop.
  28. marimbas, kalimbas, he's playing steel drums...
  29. --not all at once, mind you--
  30. but i believe in peace. i believe in peace, bitch.
  31. ...divining a pattern?
  32. come let me play with you, black satin dancer--
  33. while waiting for the pizza to come...
  34. because tanaise hates us and wants us to suffer--
  35. fans jumped up and the Finn jumped too
  36. Sound Trumpets within, and then all crye vive le Roy two or three times.
  37. many people assume the hairy mammoth is extinct, but there could be one out behind yo
  38. what shall i tell you my brother, my killer?
  39. i am tired. i am weary. i could sleep for a thousand years.
  40. if you think that's not torture, watch this.
  41. link salad--while my presumptuous cat gently sleeps...
  42. Blaze away! You're a daisy if you have.
  43. you know he--been on the job too long
  44. self-promotion salad
  45. close reading 101: or, "I meant to do that."
  46. scooting around the linoleum on all fours
  47. good sex! good sex! great sex! great sex! godlike sex! godlike sex!
  48. somewhere up there is a dizzying layer of risen hot air...
  49. dead stars still burn
  50. if you would die, die in winter
  51. I couldn't help her.
  52. cats eat birds
  53. but you'll feel me in the hand, the hand that holds the plough
  54. SFWA: It's like a housing association for the specfic community....
  55. Well, I don't know what I am going to stack up against today. I am getting tired of i
  56. You son-of-a-bitch, if you ain't heeled, go and heel yourself.
  57. charlie freak had just one thing to call his own
  58. as the only person on the internets with an Eric Stoltz icon, I feel constrained to p
  59. he feels the piston scraping -- steam breaking on his brow --
  60. he hears the silence howling, catches angels as they fall--
  61. now is the solstice of the year
  62. link salad, science fiction blue plate special
  63. and what we had don't mean a thing
  64. best. holiday. icon. evar.
  65. diagnosing semantic shift
  66. and the prompter in the corner is sorry that he came
  67. full stop, ranking full stop--
  68. James Barber dies, age 84
  69. come and lay your bones on the alabaster stones
  70. say nice things about me now because i'm gone
  71. are you here right now or are there probably fossils under your meat?
  72. the love that pretty much plasters its name all over the internets
  73. cat v. monkey, commencing at approximately 6 pm last night...
  74. Hypothesis:
  75. they come at the age's most uncertain hours and sing an american tune
  76. the bad news is the world is ending. the good news is there's a party, but you better
  77. via filkertom
  78. the peace that reigned in Upper Dreamland was badly negated when the giant slugs inv
  79. the perils of short fiction
  80. it you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there
  81. just do it
  82. in other news...
  83. winter wears high heels
  84. out beyond the ethernet the spectrum spreads DC to daylight
  85. even for a slow lover i am slow
  86. "I got a family in Mobile, baby. I've never seen my daddy's grave."
  87. everyting I write lately is a novella, and it's starting to piss me off.
  88. "Do you know that never once in my life have I made even one horrible unforgiveable m
  89. full moon lures the waves, waves of desperation, empty hearts and mouths wither away
  90. do you feel anything?
  91. it's lovely weather for a sleighride together with you.
  92. and let the kittens lick our hair and drink our chalky lemonade
  93. in space no-one can hear you make that cute little gulping noise you make when i, you
  94. Well, it's ten days to Christmas and a week to Solstice--
  95. how we rise when we're born like the ravens in the corn on their wings
  96. In the future, the folk process happens a heck of a lot faster--
  97. no one will sell you what you need. can't buy it off the shelf. you got to grow it fr
  98. pause for station identification...
  99. December meme
  100. living a life that is almost like suicide
  101. my past is warpaint
  102. you never ever believed in me.*i am your tourniquet.
  103. And i'm still making my junk creatures out of rags and bones
  104. while the dirty knife wore deep into his spine
  105. "Come on Watson. The game is afoot!"
  106. day's dawning. skin's crawling.
  107. we are spirits in the material world
  108. just keep typing until you get to the amputation
  109. i can feel it in my bones. i'm going to spend my whole life alone.
  110. he says that he loves me even though it's not his baby
  111. i believe it only rained 'round here these thirty years
  112. Confidential to mrissa
  113. Attention Toronto!
  114. she wore a black tiara. rare gems upon her fingers.
  115. be vewy vewy kwiet. i'm hunting plotbunnies.
  116. like a fox caught in the headlights
  117. down at the mainspring, listen to the tick-tock--
  118. i want to love but it comes out wrong
  119. i was never faithful and i was never one to trust
  120. Oh, yeah, and one more thing before I forget:
  121. you rise and you wake up, face stuck to a vinyl settee
  122. she pulled him down into her arms. she's let the bridle fall.
  123. are you made of calcium or are you carbon-based?
  124. is it just another children's story that's been declawed?
  125. and by all accounts you really should have died.
  126. i'm gonna tie your wrists with leather and drill a tiny hole into your head.
  127. Ode to a silver hair found in my hairbrush:
  128. lemon tree very pretty and the lemon flower is sweet
  129. can the blogosphere talk about something else nao?
  130. don't try to stop it. you'd best take shelter.
  131. and even though it all went wrong, i'll stand before the lord of song
  132. christmas is interesting, like a knife in your heart
  133. i wish i were special. so very special.
  134. this thumping in our chest said there is no there is no there is no rest
  135. Right. Any questions?
  136. a little rest and then the world is full of work to do
  137. there, dammit.
  138. post scriptum: discipline
  139. So have you seen the privilege meme that's going around?
  140. begin as you mean to go on
  141. what she said.
  142. sometimes the four am phone calls aren't so bad--
  143. amok! amok!
  144. Mycroft in da houz.
  145. so you want to be a writer?
  146. everything melts, i know, even your tears
  147. and conveniently....
  148. [Wisdom] mostly consists of what you know you don't know.
  149. where I work...
  150. i think they're gonna make you start over. you don't wanna start over.
  151. when you look up at the sky all you see are zeros, all you see are zeros and ones
  152. better call the waaaaaaaambulance.
  153. Cat V. Monkey: Return of the Revenge of Son of Cat
  154. i'm a brown fox. i'm a town fox. and i'm far more cunning than you.
  155. might as well get used to it.
  156. are you dead, or are you sleeping?
  157. sing like there's no tomorrow
  158. be who you must, that's a part of the plan
  159. volunteer art--
  160. in lieu of content:
  161. baby human pictures
  162. 2 a.m.
  163. i wanna feel the bomb drop, the earth stop 'til I'm satisfied
  164. i treated her nice and she followed me home
  165. tell me this is paradise and not someplace I fell
  166. this summer i heard the drumming
  167. GIP: it doesn't mean my monkey doesn't love you
  168. I promise to stop bugging you about this after today (until the episodes start)
  169. he stand yellow in my hand
  170. Cat V. Monkey: ultimate fighting
  171. Auctorial inadequacy, the ongoing saga.
  172. Of course, the problem here is, I want a drink of water now.
  173. Cat V. Monkey: Psychological Warfare
  174. deep down, you know it's evil
  175. postscript
  176. when you gaze into the internets, the internets gaze also in to you
  177. give me somewhere to fall from 'cause in the dark i can't find my feet
  178. "I want to touch you again."
  179. their tails are made of the springs.
  180. A brief celebration of another writer also represented by my agency:
  181. Well, that was a pretty productive day
  182. "He doesn't speak. He just points."
  183. There's nothing like the threat of work to increase productivity.
  184. And by experts, we mean people who love the film Napoleon Dynamite.
  185. they don't seem to understand the way the hammer shapes the hand
  186. Proposed corrolary to Godwin's Law:
  187. did I mention I started the b&%k tonight?
  188. and so it begins
  189. she came from distant waters where northern lights explode
  190. what if you knew her and found her dead on the ground?
  191. fighting meme with meme (or) how to use narrative as a weapon.
  192. code monkey think maybe manager want to write goddamned login page himself.
  193. "Thanks to climate change, dykes might not be enough."
  194. and then they were eaten by bears
  195. But if I don't die by thursday i'll be roaring friday night
  196. eaten by flash game, film at 11.
  197. help me, obi-wan. you're my only hope.
  198. you will pray for me
  199. Memo to me: Get off my back.
  200. oh i like your poetry but i hate your poems
  201. Dear universe:
  202. (!)
  203. huh.
  204. it's time we had a break from it. send me to the rear.
  205. Total Madhouse
  206. Anonymous moves into the real world, calling for flash-crowd style protests on Februa
  207. how I spent my February vacation:
  208. This aligns nicely with my politics, but that's not the reason why I'm linking it.
  209. Your moment of shallow for today brought to you by ginmar
  210. that crushing, crashing, atom-smashing, white-hot thing... it's invincible.
  211. all the good in the world you can put inside a thimble and still have room for you a
  212. Well, I have participated in history.
  213. State of the CEM--
  214. and now and then stab, as occasion serves.
  215. How to tell your generation has entered the Demo:
  216. zzzzzzzzzhuhwha?
  217. i have seen the spectre. he has been here too.
  218. i'm a freelance walker. i'm a freelance writer.
  219. and the light is dazzling.
  220. Cat v. Monkey - Electric Boogaloo
  221. protect me from what i want
  222. I am glad I stayed home from climbing after all, even though it made me sad to do it.
  223. Hey, look at that. A new thing just happened.
  224. Beware the ideas of March--
  225. sometimes i live in the country. sometimes i live in the town.
  226. It had been snowing since the top of the page.
  227. worn me down like a road, i did everything you told
  228. via tamnonlinear
  229. I want to fucking tear you apart.
  230. Alas!
  231. we are dust and shadows under the naked light
  232. Boskone--
  233. Am I excited? You bet I'm excited--
  234. Several hundred thousand words later--
  235. Cat opines that cat heaven is when a sunbeam falls across the monkey's lap.
  236. I09 offers space porn--
  237. look at me, i'm sandra dee.
  238. The Snowpocalypse Continues
  239. I think I'm fucked.
  240. beware of the savage claw
  241. Coolness!
  242. oh what a lovely sound
  243. they went on to say that the pearly gates had some eloquent graffiti
  244. you're not a liar. you had to lie.
  245. the captain is a one-armed dwarf...
  246. Alert and oriented. After a fashion.
  247. Oh, fuck me with a chainsaw.
  248. who knows? not me. we never lost control.
  249. do you wanna be happy or do you wanna be right?
  250. You can't sheep a man who was born to hang.