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  1. i am an orphan, on god's highway....
  2. In a very few hours...
  3. took a jump through mississippi, well, muddy water turned to wine.
  4. i wake up and its nothing at al. a hungry wolf, or an angry child.
  5. greens, greens, and nothing but greens....
  6. Remember Anonymous?
  7. it all began with a god named thor--
  8. thou shalt not make repetitive generic music. thou shalt not make repetitive generic
  9. 'twas beauty killed the beast
  10. if i were like lightning i wouldn't need no sneakers
  11. kiss my ass, i bought a boat, i'm going out to sea....
  12. and so it goes
  13. i'm worse at what I do best and for this gift I feel blessed
  14. i will sell my soul for something pure and true
  15. i can't fix you and you don't want me
  16. she danced without a net upon the wire
  17. "I'm a homosexual, not an asthmatic."
  18. link salad, narcissistic edition....
  19. to you i'm just a novel that you wish you never wrote
  20. Well, everybody else is doing it....
  21. in the desert love waited, licking salt water from her skin
  22. for australia bound if we didn't all drown--
  23. [mode: deathmarch: ON]
  24. Unhappy spirits that fell with Lucifer....
  25. and the dawn comes sneaking up when he thinks i'm not looking
  26. Uncleftish Beholding
  27. inside every candidate waits a grateful death
  28. it's only forever. it's not long at all.
  29. If you don't want anybody to know you're a racist, maybe you shouldn't say racist thi
  30. Noticeable progress!
  31. If you haven't, well, you should....
  32. the uncanny valley
  33. fare you well, i love you more than words can tell
  34. when i have no dreams to give you anymore i'll light a blazing fire
  35. and those of us with ravaged faces, lacking in the social graces--
  36. mirror in the bathroom recompense for all my crimes of self-defense
  37. A multiplicity of things while I wait for my roomies to awaken....
  38. Well, now, isn't that interesting....
  39. with a .44 strapped around her and a banjo on her knee
  40. Book Sale Post the Second!
  41. Book Sale Post the Third!
  42. Book Sale Post the Fourth!
  43. Book Sale Post the Fifth!
  44. timewaster central....
  45. remember those who win the game lose the love they sought to gain
  46. Re: Book sale paypal payments...
  47. your death sits in that cage and hears you
  48. Audiobooks!
  49. Dude. Post-novel ennui *exists.*
  50. i went to hell and to the races
  51. Yours towards a greater transparency in publishing...
  52. I lived!
  53. "Decapitation hazard, everybody!"
  54. narcissism!
  55. Question for the class--
  56. fingernails, thorn trees, my fickle heart too: so many things in this sad little worl
  57. the sun is slowly setting on the golden age
  58. that old crow is gonna rise up soon and peck out the eyes of the moon
  59. In which Orson Scott Card advocates the overthrow of the U.S. government.
  60. ...actually...
  61. metal heart, you're not hiding
  62. there will be snacks.
  63. much rather wake up eat a coffeecake, take bath, take nap
  64. grog want *tea*, dammit.
  65. if i don't die by thursday i'll be roaring friday night
  66. i'm burning diesel, burning dinosaur bones
  67. once that you've decided on a killing, first you make a stone of your heart
  68. link salad: your reading assignments for tonight
  69. the do-you-listen-to-the-lyrics? edition
  70. everything's better with bunyips
  71. the devil dances inside empty pockets
  72. there's a lot of things in this world son, you're going to have absolutely no use for
  73. Yes, Faustus. And most deerely lov'd of God.
  74. ink and steel and hell and earth. ink and steel and hell and earth, oh my!
  75. there are birds out on the sidewalk and a valet at the door.
  76. Link salad for breakfast:
  77. i'll show you where the white fishes swim on the bottom of the sea
  78. Cat V. Monkey: The Wreckoning
  79. Virtual Hugo Losers Party
  80. Book sale posts--
  81. So. Uh.
  82. i glitters my tail off but nobody's lighting my fire.
  83. too many damn vampires.
  84. it's midnight and i'm not famous yet.
  85. i shall not wash my hands nor let them hang useless.
  86. penguin dust! bring me penguin dust! i want penguin dust!
  87. Cat v. Monkey: Invasion!
  88. darn that tea and oranges that come all the way from China, anyway.
  89. Short attention span theatre
  90. and now some happy little mountains....
  91. just listening and re-listening to smily smile
  92. I claim this bed in the name of France!
  93. woke up. got out of bed. dragged a comb across my head.
  94. these days it's all about the monkeys.
  95. Actually, in person, it doesn't look anything like a giant chrome-plated phallus at a
  96. all the salty margueritas in los angeles, i'm gonna drink 'em up.
  97. as cool as i am, i thought you knew this already
  98. through the dustbowl, through the debt, grandma was a suffragette
  99. via buymeaclue
  100. better the files than the bodies of children
  101. just another rusty brother, seeing his old role replayed
  102. aim for the heart and fire away
  103. it smells like gasoline
  104. bang bang, shoot shoot
  105. one is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
  106. I've come to some conclusions about my professional habits, and how they need to chan
  107. My office:
  108. don't the trees look like crucified thieves?
  109. Whew.
  110. this is my bang stick.
  111. I think the last third of 2008 will be the time in which I practice my zen.
  112. i wanna know right now.
  113. we want your soul
  114. Displacement activity is like superpowers.
  115. is there a line to write that could make you cry tonight?
  116. once was a magician. fair he was, and handsome.
  117. further displacement activity
  118. Artisanry
  119. All the cool kids are doing it.
  120. Cat V. Monkey - Last Tango In Paris
  121. "Nympho? Is that one of the Marx brothers?"
  122. I'm a brown fox. I'm a town fox.
  123. "The most satisfying part is when Harry Potter whacks Tony Soprano."
  124. midnight and i'm awaiting on the 12:05
  125. four hundred miles without a word until you smile
  126. "If you act now you'll get change and a set of Ginsu knives."
  127. i have no use for the truth
  128. the plot of our life sweats in the dark like a face
  129. when their bones are picked clean and the clean bones gone, they shall have stars at
  130. break in the sun till the sun breaks down, and death shall have no dominion.
  131. i'm twenty-one years old i might make twenty-two
  132. send your camel to bed
  133. a hell of a way to run a railroad
  134. More on that sentence-level thing....
  135. "But there's no blood! It's just lymph!"
  136. you've never been a waste of my time.
  137. one bedroom one bath a/c worked fine 'till yesterday
  138. god, you know, it's hard to keep the fighting clean
  139. I ask because this has been bugging me for *days* now....
  140. Gah.
  141. just drive safely.
  142. faster than a rolling o. stronger than silent e.
  143. I have mangosteen green tea.
  144. you were built three stories high, they say you would not hurt a fly
  145. decadent, dangerous, dirty as hell
  146. he's laid back, never laying back--
  147. the noiseless patient spider...
  148. with a red hat that doesn't go, and doesn't suit me.
  149. with the thoughts you'd be thinkin' you could be another Lincoln
  150. Apparently, my brain had other ideas.
  151. man i don't need a tv when i've got t.rex.
  152. into the valley of death rode the six hundred
  153. The main problem with having cut my hair...
  154. what do you want us to use? harsh language?
  155. we got a goon squad and we're coming to town
  156. link salad
  157. tables are meant for turning, and people are bound to change, and bridges are for bur
  158. can't give up. can't pass out.
  159. in walked luck and you looked in time. never look back walk tall act kind
  160. (signal boosting)
  161. Hey, look at that--
  162. they're pouring heavy water on me
  163. Someone in the internets is wrong!
  164. icon, icon, i-nez....
  165. Bombs claimed by Muslim militants kill 18 in India.
  166. What Emma said about facile cynicism.
  167. Nice name, Grover. I used to have an aunt named Grover.
  168. i shot him with my shooter, bang bang bang
  169. TMI for breakfast.
  170. Because this week won't quit...
  171. kids in hawaii know about mickey mouse.
  172. i have two legs and you have two, and christ loves both of us alike--i hope.
  173. Open letter to myself.
  174. Link salad again!?
  175. boop e dop a doo wop, boop e dop a doo wop
  176. if i could only flag her down
  177. Why I can't get a date, by Elizabeth Bear, age Nearly 37
  178. tonight i'm gonna party like it's 1999
  179. they keep building all these big buildings and they build them all in one-- --spot.
  180. Arrr!
  181. And on the seventh day, they fell over.
  182. that's the news...
  183. skin i've been through dies behind me
  184. "Call 911."
  185. I mock your monkey pants.
  186. cognitive dissonance
  187. the money you've been drinking is the last that we had
  188. link salad
  189. and we'll never have that recipe again
  190. QOTD (from email):
  191. if i had known, if i had known, tam lin--
  192. you feel like you're falling, but it passes in time
  193. "Either that, or he read a lot of sixteenth century literature."
  194. tomorrow morning when you wake up with the white noise....
  195. Dear Friendslist:
  196. i know we're going to meet someday in the crumbled financial institutions of this lan
  197. a cemetery where I married the sea
  198. one foot up and the other foot down--
  199. let her go, let her go, god bless her.
  200. as you can see, it was true every single time.
  201. white tongues hang out, god is good
  202. geeks with icons
  203. it's not that i just didn't care i must admit i was afraid
  204. told me i could be the chosen one if i took one for the team
  205. it's been a good year for the roses
  206. "you married me." "what else could I do? it was our wedding."
  207. the short answer is, go.
  208. "I did not come to bring peace, but a sword."
  209. Personally, I'm rooting for the crocodile. I'm hoping he eats all your friends.
  210. My state just joined the civilized world.
  211. there's a hole in the middle of it all, a hole in the middle of it all.
  212. well i saw him standing there by the record machine
  213. Things that give me joy:
  214. "Please be greedy."
  215. You think I'm easy. I'm only easy because I let you win.
  216. I am just a poor boy and my story's seldom told
  217. Psa
  218. when the moonflower shines, it's a moment in time
  219. In which there is a great deal of boring nattering about climbing shoes.
  220. of course i've had it in the ear before
  221. last night i had the strangest dream--
  222. it's allright, because it's midnight
  223. i am becoming
  224. i'm mr. heat miser. i'm mr. sun. i'm mr. green christmas. i'm mr. hundred and one.
  225. pardon me, but I have to brag about my writing partner now:
  226. You must forget the warmth he gave, I will forget the light.
  227. She only comes when she's on top.
  228. stop me if you think you've heard this one before
  229. but in my room, wish you were dead
  230. the gloves are off
  231. it's going to take a big train to pull it back.
  232. trivia for the day
  233. i was the seventh son of a seventh son.
  234. you don't have to live like a refugee
  235. These gentlemen are currently working for FEMA.
  236. "prince tristen," the angel said, "there are complications, sir."
  237. you gotta watch for shallows. you gotta not look down. you're chasing death already.
  238. you gotta keep on rowing. you gotta feast on crumbs.
  239. Lead, follow, or get out of the way
  240. We can't stop here. This is bat country.
  241. can't seem to loosen my grip on the past
  242. open up your filthy heart to me
  243. i ain't really falling asleep. i'm fading to black.
  244. midnight, and i'm waiting on the twelve o five.
  245. faw down go boom
  246. verbing weirds language
  247. the truth is i need you and these frequencies cut me
  248. true blood 1x07
  249. god said don't give me your tin horn prayers
  250. the louder that he screams, the louder he's ignored.